brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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