i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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