what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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