I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I didn't notice because vodka
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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