She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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