Duck Duck Cougar?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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