if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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