Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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