i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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