I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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