But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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