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I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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