What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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