Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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