well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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