drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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