come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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