we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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