turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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