No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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