I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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