Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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