She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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