the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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