do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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