Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
