Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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