I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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