I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't deserve a penis
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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