The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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