Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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