what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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