Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
