I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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