They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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