Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
