im drinking this country out of the recession.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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