how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
