Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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