We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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