You made me cry and you don't even care
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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