return my video game
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
BRING THE BAGELS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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