chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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