Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I am mentally ready for anal.
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