i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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