handjob tips. give me some.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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