Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize