What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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