yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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