oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
