it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Randomize
