I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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