Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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