God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Two words: blizzard sex
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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