I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You don't make any sense
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