How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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