as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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