Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
